• The Last Duel

    The Last Duel


    a grade school me too script that asks the question “maybe we should… believe women?” and then pats itself on the back just for asking the question. the irony that i was bored by the first two sections but liked where it was heading, and by the time jodie finally gets to shine the dialogue takes a sharp turn and the whole thing nosedives into the dirt. in the end i’m fine with this existing because it technically is a…

  • Lamb



    this was so rough that i keep opening up this app to start a review and then i lock my phone and laugh

  • Titane



    the most fun i’ve had in theaters in so fucking long

  • The Miseducation of Cameron Post

    The Miseducation of Cameron Post


    i still like this movie quite a lot, but after just finishing the book i definitely know which one i prefer. it was clearly a choice to center the story here completely on the conversion camp plotline, but unfortunately i found it to be the least engaging bigger element of the book. don’t be shy, someone adapt it again 🤲

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    definitely didn’t skim this just to watch the jodie comer scenes… i would never stoop so low

  • The Eyes of Tammy Faye

    The Eyes of Tammy Faye


    i can’t believe kacey musgraves wrote the song good wife about tammy faye

  • Singin' in the Rain

    Singin' in the Rain


    lina lamont kind of a girlboss?

  • Malignant



    if you get it you get it if you don’t you don’t if you know you know… and if you don’t know then i honestly feel bad for you

  • Clockwatchers



    captures a super specific mundanity and gnawing daily despair that i can’t say i’ve seen portrayed like this in film before while also easily managing to be sharp as hell… life really is like that (working, and female friendships. ouch ouch ouch)

  • The Night House

    The Night House


    really love when a horror movie introduces outlandish complex storytelling that actually works in context and also holds back just the right amount to avoid spelling out all of those complexities to the audience… what a sexy fun concept

  • Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

    Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves


    the best one in the series yup

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    this was fun enough but still feels misguided, like it’s trying just as hard as the other one (the first one? i still don’t know) to be edgy, but in a completely different and extreme direction. i guess they can’t all be birds of prey

    now please just give us a break and let margot make her gotham city sirens movie with harley and ivy already 🔪