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  • Scream

    ★★★

  • S.W.A.T.: Under Siege

  • The Faculty

    ★★

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★

    Scream aka scream 5 aka ice cream 5 and for the true aka screm, is just ok.

    Doesn’t do anything too ambitious taking low tier jabs at YouTube and Reddit users. Plus a few more jabs at past movies.

    The whole thing was entertaining enough as a fun enough slasher. But for one carrying on the scream name… is pretty lackluster.

  • S.W.A.T.: Under Siege

    S.W.A.T.: Under Siege

    I spent way more time playing They Are Billions then watching this movie. 
    Michael Jai White has a mini gun at one point for some reason.
    It’s basically a worse version of Assault on Precent 13.
    And the action just kind of sucks.
    Best movie to watch while playing they are billions.

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  • Cube 2: Hypercube

    Cube 2: Hypercube

    Hooptober 7.0 Film #2/34
    BONUS FILM #1

    Cinemonster. Why have you forsaken us?

    My list: HERE

    I remember logging on each day to see the progress of this beloved challenge. I would be on here waiting for Cinemonster’s next update on his upcoming hoopertober challenge. There was even a sort of count down. Little things like “soon” and “tomorrow,” sparked a sort of giddy excitement from me.

    Then the day finally came. I read the introduction and made my way down…

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★

    HoopTober8.0
    Film #1/35
    USA/2020’S/DEALERS CHOICE

    This is what happens when James Wan takes the wheel.

    My list: boxd.it/dflBA

    First movie is of course Malignant. A film where James Wan gets all the money and literally goes buck wild. When the smoke clears the producers are left rubbing their eyes wondering what the fuck just happened. 
    I see some of the Giallo hallmarks here, but in no way is this a straight up homage to Giallo. That opening credit sequence is…