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  • Arcade
  • Virtuosity
  • Strange Days
  • Johnny Mnemonic

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  • Demons

    ★★★★★

  • Darkroom

    ★★

  • She Freak

    ★★

  • Phenomena

    ★★★★★

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  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    ★★★★★

    It’s one of those nights where I’m too tired to wanna think about anything, so I just watched Season of the Witch and ate an entire bag of popcorn for dinner. Watch out, I’m living my best life over here.

  • Creepshow

    Creepshow

    ★★★★

    I think I relate to Steven King’s character more than any other in the history of film. Not so much the turning into a moss monster and shooting myself in the face, but the staying up way too late watching crummy TV while getting completely trashed part.

    P.S.
    Leslie Neilsen’s velour tracksuit is pure sex.

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  • Demons

    Demons

    ★★★★★

    Just got the Synapse 4k of Demons and I gotta say: HDR makes all the neon (standard or vomit variety) pop right off the screen. Badass, gnarly shit.

  • Retribution

    Retribution

    ★★★★

    Oh hell yeah! I've had Severin's fancy ass Blu-ray of Retribution sitting on my watch pile for months now and I'm kicking myself because I didn't get around to watching it sooner. This movie kicks ass! The minute the synths kick in when you press play you know you're in for a crazy ass journey. What follows is an hour and 48 minutes of late 80s high strangeness. You get everything from giant Easter Island heads gushing blood from their…

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  • The Candy Snatchers

    The Candy Snatchers

    ★★★★

    The Candy Snatchers is a hard movie to describe. The only thing that comes to mind is 'tonal whiplash'. The movie is constantly switching between being darkly comedic and just completely misanthropic, but somehow it manages to make it work most of the time. It all comes together in the end to make a well-made exploitation heist flick with some surprisingly snappy dialog that will leave you feeling mildly miserable.

    Also, if anyone that works at Vinegar Syndrome is reading this, I would not be opposed to you putting out a "Coors Breakfast of Champions" t-shirt.

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★★★

    Nick Cage watches the Don Dohler classic Night Beast at one point in the movie. I wish I could give it more than five stars.

    All joking aside, I thought Mandy was amazing and it has broken my brain. All I can do is think about Mandy...and the Cheddar Goblin.