Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

THE ROCK: brother, we ain’t gonna see eye to eye. and not just cause you’re small
STATHAM: oi only seem small cos yer fogettin the soize of me nuts
THE ROCK: you think you got a big dick? buddy my dick couldn’t fit in this jeep 
STATHAM: prolly could if i got me big ol wanker out of the droivers sait 
THE ROCK: wanker? i hardly know her. and by her, i mean your mom. and also i know her very well, from having sex with her
STATHAM: me mum would never touch your tiny willie, mate
ENTERPRISE RENT-A-CAR GUY: yea aight y’all gonna have to clean this jeep before we take it back
THIS GUY FOR SOME REASON: chimichangas

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