J germs

I'm just crazy for ranch style beans.

Using this as a log/reference for myself, hence the lack of reviews or ratings

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  • Fried Barry

    Fried Barry


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Another entry into the genre of "weird looking dudes doing random gross/wacky stuff" for the Harmony Korine/Quentin Dupieux/"Greasy Strangler" fans, but this one is from South Africa. A junkie that looks like a cross between Aaron Turner and Clint Eastwood wanders about before getting abducted and probed by aliens. He then meanders some more WITH SEXY RESULTS before foiling a child abductor and ending up in a loony bin.

    I kinda liked it. Would have been better as a short…

  • M*A*S*H



    Far more nihilistic than a thousand cinema of transgression films because at its' core, none of the people in this film - even the supposedly high horse duo of Frank and Hot Lips - actually give a shit about anything any more.

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  • Pink Flamingos

    Pink Flamingos


    Few pleasures in life are as great as watching this masterpiece with someone who is seeing it for the first time. And knowing they'll never forgive me for making them watch it.

  • The Pedal Movie

    The Pedal Movie


    Came for the pedals, stayed for the man who wrote the riff for "Saint Matthew Returns to the Womb" dissing U2.

    Someone loan me 200 quid so I can buy a Rainbow Machine.