What the fuck did I just watch? This was acceptable? Nobody on set, not even James Earl "Darth Fucking Vader" Jones, thought for even a microsecond that there was something very, very wrong going on here?

I......................

Zero fucking stars. Not even a half. Just a fat zero. What the shit. Bumfights 1 was more redeeming.

Delete everything. Torch the recording devices. Destroy all other devices that have been personally violated by this thing.