- 60% brain capacity
- abandoned dog
- aliens man
- amateur jesus
- anal probe of death
- barbed wire
- book
- boot
- bottle opener
- butter knife
- cabin in the woods
- car
- crowbar
- curb stomp of jesus
- drill
- e.t. is pissed
- elbows
- electric plug
- electric shock
- elton john
- end credits run backwards
- even in death we do not part
- everybody's stupid
- exploding pictures
- extraterrestrial
- fake eyeball is mint container
- fake hand doubles as chopsticks
- fire extinguisher
- fish of jesus
- fists
- gas
- glass
- he wasn't ready
- hedge trimmers
- holyhellwhatthefuck
- i want a whiff of her butt as well bosco
- i wish anna kendrick could fall for me that quickly
- incompetent sheriff
- interrupted masturbation
- jared leto lookalike jesus
- lots and lots of movie magic
- microwave
- movie magic
- nailgun
- never cross jesus
- nobody ever brings unbrellas
- nut kick of jesus
- of course the glowsticks are green
- oxygen
- pimp slap
- pistol
- pot heaven
- pov fish bone attacks
- scooby-doo could figure this out more quickly
- shot glass
- silencer
- sledgehammer
- slow-motion
- smodcast bit in the credits
- sniper rifle
- spanish jesus
- spirit in the sky
- stopwatch
- sunglasses
- super saiyan powers
- switchblade
- tables
- that's a lot of goop
- the screen australia title card is fascinating
- theater 3d
- their beds look so comfortable
- these aliens don't want peace
- trippy trippy trippy
- vicious brothers made a vicious movie
- vodka bottle
- walrus fight
- weed-hating aliens would be dope
- you might wanna get that checked out