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  • The Ruling Class
  • Dance with the Devil
  • The Swimmer
  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch

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  • Nancy

    ★★½

  • Logan's Run

    ★★★

  • Terror Eyes

    ★★★

  • Night Train to Terror

    ★★½

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  • Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

    ★½

    UPDATE: I have come to learn that all of the monsters were originally done with practical effects as shown in a making-of book. It’s even more infuriating that they would replace the hard work of these SFX artists who made something that could have had an actual physical presence and grounded the film more. It’s like the producers were trying to ruin the movie.


    ABSOLUTE garbage fire disappointment fuckfest.

    It tried to be a period film but nothing actually looks…

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  • Nancy

    Nancy

    a movie with literally zero point other than leading you along pretending its a thriller only to reveal itself in a twist ending that there is no conclusion and its just sad

    no its not ambiguous, its pretty obvious whats happening here

  • Logan's Run

    Logan's Run

    ★★★

    “You’re talking a lot, but you’re not saying anything.”

    Kinda limply ends with nothing else to say that wasn’t said forty minutes before the credits. Literally just Plato’s The Cave, The Matrix, The Truman Show, and Zardoz.

    I prefer good ol’ Zard instead.

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