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  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project


    I love Willem Dafoe with all my heart. He looks like he has, at some point in his life, eaten a person whole.

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade


    When I was in eighth grade I had hair down past my shoulders and was in love with a Croatian boy the year below me who then moved schools and I never saw him again. Make a movie out of that Burnham you coward.

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  • Anastasia



    In retrospect I was never going to get over the obscenely stupid history revisionism, anti-communism and truly strange portrayal of the unambiguously terrible Tsar Nicholas II as this cuddly dad figure.

  • Pi



    That man seemed okay at maths but I think I'm better.

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