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  • Careful What You Wish For

    Careful What You Wish For

    If you've ever wondered just how low I can sink, I recently watched CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR, which is an equally sleazy and infantile erotic thriller designed to launch Nick Jonas as an appropriate entertainer for mature adults, I can only assume. I have managed to prevent myself from writing about it, as it's just so broad side of a barn and what would anyone really expect, but I must say this: There is a scene in which, after…

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I don't really know why I'm giving this 2.5 stars, I guess it's like technically a little better than many other movies I dislike this much, but like, I don't know, whatever.

    As I was rewatching this movie last night, for the first time since it came out, I found myself thinking, “This is just AFTER HOURS for people who have absolutely no sense of humor about sex.” I had seen Scorsese’s “one crazy night” classic earlier this year, and…

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  • Concussion



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is a good enough movie, but it enters this troublesome territory that I think about a lot. It drives me crazy when you have a character who finds a new, liberating way of expressing themselves--let's say by entering a music subculture or getting into body modification or some other physical discipline, or in the case of CONCUSSION, becoming a sex worker--and the writer just has to restore status quo at the end. Even in the case of a really…

  • The Long Walk

    The Long Walk



    During Mattie Do's Q&A for this impossibly sophisticated genre-bending fable, she started crying, and then the moderator started crying, and then the producer had to step up to the mic and try to restore a comfortable order, though only through her own tears. It was an alarming experience that was entirely justified by the impact of the movie. I had to go sit in the dark after.