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  • Fire and Ice

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  • Conan the Destroyer

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  • Conan the Barbarian

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  • Mythica: The Necromancer

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  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

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    The cinematic equivalent of a slaughterhouse.Β 
    A viscious assault on the senses.Β 


    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the epitome of horror. Gritty, brutal, and expertly crafted. The world of this film feels like a fever dream, smoldering and dry, with flies buzzing around its many decomposing animal carcasses. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre shows no sign of aging, it’s more visceral and intense than nearly any other to come before or after. It’s been said to death, but the lack of…

  • The Empty Man

    The Empty Man

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    A unique, sprawling masterpiece of dread and unhinged creativity.

    This is an incredibly patient, creeping psychological horror piece that is totally unlike anything I’ve seen in recent memory. This film plays with concepts and motifs that seem almost alien to each other, but wraps them inside this gut churning Kurosawa-like monolith of impending doom.

    The atmosphere was set perfectly for my experience with this film, home alone in a big dark house, wrapped in blankets and the only light being…

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  • Fire and Ice

    Fire and Ice

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    Visually stunning but not much else

  • Conan the Destroyer

    Conan the Destroyer

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    An over the top dungeon crawling fantasy tale that doesn’t capture or even feel connected to the world of the original film. But that’s fine because there’s so much fun to be had here. The pacing is lightening fast, the humor is fun, the sets are great, and there are a plethora of memorable quotes. On its own, this is a wonderful piece of fantasy cheese and it deserves some more respect.

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  • Irreversible

    Irreversible

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    I never want to see this again.

    It’s perfect.

    But I never want to see it again.Β 

    I hate you.

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

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    Easily the best Marvel movie of all time, absolutely loaded with fan service and UNBELIEVABLE high stakes and drama. The best of the MCU trilogy by far, and when fan favorite Mr. Harrington shoved that medieval spear up Goblin’s ass and fucked him to death, the whole theater was in an uproar!