a living nightmare of black magic, unspeakable evil and Hello Kitty plush toys.
never follows back. ever.
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Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell 2009
Shinichi Fukazawa's love letter to Sam Raimi. Shot on video in 95, edited in 2005, released in 2009, and finally, finally available on a modern digital format in 2017, I can't believe it took me til 2020 to have an opportunity to abuse my eyeballs with this shit! Yep, everything you've heard about this is true; it's very Evil Dead-ish. It's incredible that this was ever even released. It's got stop motion. It's got gore. It's got arterial blood spray.…
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Oasis of Fear 1971
A young Ray Lovelock plays a crooked hippie named Dick. An even younger Ornella Muti (voted the most beautiful woman in the world in '94) is his nubile and extremely hot sidekick Ingrid. Dick needs a haircut. Ingrid is a Eurobabe who doesn't shave her pits. Director Umberto Lenzi's producers are fucking idiots and have Lenzi switch the modus operandi of the couple from "drug traffickers making their way through Europe peddling dope" to "porn peddlers making their way through…
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Color Out of Space 2019
H.P. Lovecraft. Richard Stanley. Nicolas Cage. Tommy Chong. Burzum.
I fucking know, right?
Had to happen in somebody's lifetime. Thankfully, it happened in mine.
G-Spot/ 10
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