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Dario Argento: Panico 2023
"My dreams, they've changed, they've... they've changed because I've changed.
I think that I will continue to explore my depths, my dark half... my dark half that is in reality the true reason why I do cinema in this way".
*camera pans in slowly, Argento's visage shifts from a stoic seriousness to an almost childlike, cheeky smirk...
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Sympathy for the Devil 2023
I don't think I've ever been so conflicted with scoring a movie in my entire life. I'm absolutely torn by the thought of either giving it a 5 for total fucking balls out, or a 1 for being completely and utterly derivative shit. And then, there's Cage. At probably a good 7.5 level of Cage. With a mauve carpet on his skull. Caging. Screaming. Glaring. Waffling. Posturing. Manic. Lucid. Insane. I'm so conflicted.
As just about everybody points out, this…
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Bloody Muscle Body Builder in Hell 1995
Shinichi Fukazawa's love letter to Sam Raimi. Shot on video in 95, edited in 2005, released in 2009, and finally, finally available on a modern digital format in 2017, I can't believe it took me til 2020 to have an opportunity to abuse my eyeballs with this shit! Yep, everything you've heard about this is true; it's very Evil Dead-ish. It's incredible that this was ever even released. It's got stop motion. It's got gore. It's got arterial blood spray.…
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