• Legally Blonde

    Legally Blonde

    ★★★★★

    elle woods: “I feel comfortable using legal jargon in everyday life.”
    random guy: [wolf whistles at her]
    elle woods: “I object!”

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me

    ★★★

    yeah still slaps

  • What Happens in Vegas

    What Happens in Vegas

    ½

    god this was awful... not to mention jack fuller was actually michael kelso in the 2000’s which is definitely an atrocious thing to witness itself.

  • Loki

    Loki

    ★★★★★

    so far, best pilot ever made in history.

  • Someone Great

    Someone Great

    ★★

    yeah i too would completely obsess over lakeith so there’s that.

    note: i only decided to torture myself by watching gina rodriguez exist for one hour and a half because of taylor swift.

  • Friends: The Reunion

    Friends: The Reunion

    ★★★★★

    i’m an emotional wreck... again.

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★½

    fucking rich people

  • Wolfwalkers

    Wolfwalkers

    ★★★★½

    this felt like the warmest hug; the visible hand-drawn pencil lines literally made me fall in love even more than i already had with robyn and mebh’s beautiful friendship. i know i’ll find myself wanting to go back to it over and over again.

  • Freaky

    Freaky

    ★★½

    these kind of movies are not made to be taken seriously so if you add that to having vince vaughn acting like an edgy teenage girl then it’s a pretty solid horror/comedy movie to watch when your city is in the middle of a blackout.

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside

    ★★★★★

    wow.

  • Funny Games

    Funny Games

    ★★★★★

    esta bien, no he tenido los ánimos tan elevados como para derramar mi alma en la escritura desde hace un tiempo... pero, ¿que hacer cuando llega algo que irrumpe inesperadamente y se convierte en el catalizador de aquellos pensamientos que penden de la cumbre donde la impaciente felicidad que recae en la ignorancia y el aterrorizador golpe de epifanía hiende el aire? funny games no solo desafía y deleita a su audiencia, pero demuestra ser una de las piezas cinematográficas…

  • Cow Belles

    Cow Belles

    yeah... i didn’t remember this movie and now i know the reason why.