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  • Tom & Jerry

    Tom & Jerry

    Somewhere on the scale between Nine Lives and Sonic the Hedgehog if that makes sense. The most stilted dialogue and hysterically bad performances I’ve seen in a while. Tom and Jerry look cool at some points tho. It also sets up a really scary reality to be completely honest. They spent $50 million dollars to make this.

  • True Stories

    True Stories


    Why don’t I make some people who like it this way?

    I don’t know if we will ever get another movie that reaches this level quality but I’m happy we at least have this. Makes me feel like everything will be ok. Makes me feel like there is hope out there for all of us. Absolute perfection.

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  • Epilogue


    Was incredibly sad when this was the first thing I saw when I woke up this morning. Then 5 minutes later I saw the image of Jared Leto Jesus Christ Joker from the Snyder Cut and my day was completely ruined. Then several hours later I saw that Amazon Studios announced they are making a documentary about Pete Buttigieg and that fully cemented February 22nd 2021 as one of the saddest days of my life.

  • May I Please Enter

    May I Please Enter

    i for one, would not hesitate for even a second, to let alan resnick enter my house.