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  • Pink Flamingos

    Pink Flamingos

    Lived up to the hype — horribly disgusting and offensive. I’m... impressed?

  • Serial Mom

    Serial Mom

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Things I love:
    - the birds (and their reprises)
    - the height of the humps
    - the profitability, sex appeal, and star status of American serial killers manifest here in trial-side merch booths, a replacement boyfriend, and subculture adoration 
    - John Water’s depiction of conservative hypocrisy regarding tough-on-crime policies
    - how the entire film feels like an indictment of arbitrary normative values

    John Waters, I feel bad for ever saying your mustache was horribly upsetting

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  • Parasite

    Parasite

    ★★★★★

    This is the craziest thing I've seen all year

  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth

    ½

    Drink every time:
    - A man does something misogynistic to a girl and she falls in love with him
    - A girl is in her underwear (2x if wet)
    - A boy is shirtless
    - Boobs/crotch placed using rule of thirds
    - The girl falls clumsily 
    - The love interest’s hair swoop increases 
    - They show the same kiss three times
    - You notice the shitty green screen
    - The PD spends like 8x too much money on the wrong…