douglass has written 10 reviews for films rated .

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    lol at least pedro pascal looked like he was having fun

  • On the Rocks

    On the Rocks

    holy shit what a nothing movie. insanely rich people inventing problems for themselves including a reason to even make this

  • Alien Resurrection

    Alien Resurrection

    for a second I thought the alien was speaking english but honestly that wouldn’t have been any dumber than what they did do


    edit: originally gave it 1.5 but that was too generous


    edit 2: can’t wait to never watch this piece of shit again

  • Project Power

    Project Power

    netflix has perfected making hundred million dollar schlock movies that are legit terrible

  • The Last Days of American Crime

    The Last Days of American Crime

    cool concept that totally sucked shit


    lol who allowed this to be 2.5 hours

  • Kinetta

    Kinetta

    yorgos figuring out hes a weirdo that obsesses over small minutiae of human existence.

    this one is too bizarre for most I would think

    lacks what makes his movies' so special.

  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring

    this movie is awful

    I have come to trust the a24 brand but damn they had some early stinkers

  • The Fighter

    The Fighter

    this movie sucked

    why is everyone so hideous? with the exception of amy adams this movie is full of people that are just hard to look at.

    listening to their accents makes me think the revolutionary war was a mistake. give new england back.

    the boxing is so embarrassingly slow and terribly choreographed

    bale adams and wahlberg are good i suppose but everything else about it i hated

  • Brick

    Brick

    This movie is bad.

    Joseph Gordon Levitt as a tough guy is laughable.

    Its like a detective noir movie but instead of black & white it is covered in disgustingly ugly colors. Just really gross looking in every way.

    He uses made-up nonsense slang and dumb names as placeholders for interesting writing.

    Some decent acting but not enough to save it in any way.

    BAD. Very Bad.

  • The Dirt

    The Dirt

    I was drunk but It seemed very bad