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  • Run

    Run

    ★★★½

    any director: so there’s this deranged milf
    sarah paulson: i’ll do it

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread

    ★★★★★

    now get a bucket and a mop that’s some wonderful, amazing poison

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  • Lethal Weapon

    Lethal Weapon

    ★★★

    i just know there’s a middle aged man with a pornstache and 5 pounds worth of chest hair that thinks this movie was specifically made for him i just know it

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    ★★★★★

    8

    “he’s all i have” BITCH ME TOO YOU AINT SPECIAL

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  • Enola Holmes

    Enola Holmes

    ★★★½

    every interpretation of sherlock holmes:

    🧠
    👁👄👁
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         /\ 


    some genius netflix intern’s interpretation of sherlock holmes:

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       ⠀       (•ㅅ•) 
     _ノ ヽ ノ\ __ 
     / `/ ⌒Y⌒ Y ヽ
    (  (三ヽ人  /   |     
    | ノ⌒\  ̄ ̄ヽ  ノ    
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       |( 王 ノ〈  
       /ミ`ー―彡\

  • WandaVision

    WandaVision

    ★★★★½

    1&2
    watched on my phone in 720p as scorsese intended❤️