any director: so there’s this deranged milf
sarah paulson: i’ll do it

now get a bucket and a mop that’s some wonderful, amazing poison

i just know there’s a middle aged man with a pornstache and 5 pounds worth of chest hair that thinks this movie was specifically made for him i just know it

8

“he’s all i have” BITCH ME TOO YOU AINT SPECIAL

every interpretation of sherlock holmes:

🧠
👁👄👁
     -|-
     /\ 

some genius netflix intern’s interpretation of sherlock holmes:

⠀ (\__/) 
              🧠
   ⠀       (•ㅅ•) 
　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼ __ 
 /　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ　ヽ
( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 |     
|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ    
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ 
　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈  
　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\

1&2
watched on my phone in 720p as scorsese intended❤️