Daniel

hello, I’m Daniel. 

voted “most profane fuck on letterboxd” three years running. 


I don’t sleep much, so I watch movies.

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  • Stretch

    Stretch

    ★★★

    you know, I’m glad there’s someone like Joe Carnahan out there, just making delicious three star trash-glory cinema and reveling in it. all his movies are sorta bad and not super well made, but they’re fun. if they were more sci-fi you could call them Pyunesque and if they had more mammoth mammaries you could ring it up as Sidarisian. but he’s out there, just chugging along, a lot of whip-pans and over the top lighting and squirming disheveled people…

  • Stowaway

    Stowaway

    JUST FUCKIN’ SPACE THE DUDE AND GET ON WITH IT GOD DAMN

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  • The Rise of Jordan Peterson

    The Rise of Jordan Peterson

    ½

    I, too, had never taken a basic sociology class and was thusly blown away by the impossible brain power of Jordan Peterson, a man so intellectually formidable that a Slovenian trash panda with a persistent cold obliterated him harder than an amateur nineteen year old on pornhub’s black cock friday.

  • Atlas Shrugged: Part I

    Atlas Shrugged: Part I

    ½

    EDITOR: Ayn, I love it. but I have some notes. it’s great, mind. I love how the working class are a bunch of depraved meaningless parasites and the rich guys are rapists but also the only ones bold enough to innovate. it’s so realistic, you know? really paints a portrait of a world.
    AYN RAND: [trying to eat a stapler] grrrrRRRRFFFffff. 
    EDITOR: now about the hundred page speech...
    AYN RAND: [spits out stapler, begins yapping like a chihuahua]
    EDITOR: no,…