This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie can be divided into 2 parts:
Part 1: IT'S BEEN 40 YEARS!!! 40 YEARS OF TERROR!!! DID WE MENTION IT'S BEEN 40 YEARS OF MICHAEL MYERS?
Part 2: Haddonfield residents are cajoled into self entitled vigilante justice by over the hill references to previous movies in the franchise and they all prove that Haddonfield is populated by dispensable idiots. Also Laurie Strode is relegated to Exposition Dump Grandma.
Evil didn't die tonight. You boobs.