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  • Alien

    Alien

    ★★★★★

    at the start of the movie the dude in the front row turned around to the theater of quite literally 5 random individuals he has never met and he goes “the alien dies at the end.” the group of 3 people a few rows in front of me asks him what he said. this leads me to assume he knows them. he repeats it. the theater sits there in silence for a few seconds before he mutters to himself, “i…

  • Wonder Woman 1984

    Wonder Woman 1984

    ★★½

    saw it in dolby. not much better than the first time. i missed the firework scene last time, so that was a plus. i had to see her fight a bad cg cat again, so that was a minus. it evens out

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  • A Christmas Carol

    A Christmas Carol

    ½

    twas the night before christmas and i want to be dead. i load in my bullets and shoot my own head

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    Napoleon Dynamite

    ★★★★½

    when i was a child, i grew up watching jim carrey films. they were all i knew in terms of comedy. but in the summer of 2005 all of that changed. one day i was over at my friend michael’s house when his dad came home with a copy of napoleon dynamite he had rented with the intention of watching it with us. he said it was one of the funniest movies hed ever seen, to which i replied “is…