i am notr, nor ever have been, a nerd, and i have used some very powerful swear words on this website that would blow most nerds socks off

"horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined

never allow yourself to be loved. treat the Burger King brand with respect. celebrate ramadan EVERY month. end moms. vote with ur skateboard

its true. each cow's udder has one teat that will shoot piss instead of milk and ruin the whole batch. they call it the Farmer's Gamble