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  • Monster Hunter

    Monster Hunter

    ★★★

    One star off for no Chi knees

  • Inside

    Inside

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The film lost me when Sarah became a Final Girl. Even with the over abundance of bad decisions and blood, there is a sense of seriousness with the movie, but the part with the camera is what did it in for me. I don’t even think it is necessarily that bad of an idea, but the setup and presentation of the scene is so fucking dumb and does not feel like it fits within the tone of the rest of…

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  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ½

    So you’re telling me that we get to see Robert Pattinson’s bare ass but barely even a glimpse of Willem Dafoe’s monster slong? Not cool Eggers, not cool.

  • Model Citizen

    Model Citizen

    Society