Ready Player One ★★★½

Jesus, don’t think too hard here. It’s fun, there are some incredibly exciting and cool sequences, and it’s WAY LESS reference-y than you’ve been complaining about. 

Guys, not everything has to be fucking Shakespeare. Yeah, it’s got a lot of plot holes. fine. Honestly, I’m not asking much from the Nerdy Charlie & The Chocolate Factory Remake. I know it’s real tough lately but just turn your brain off and enjoy it. Don’t question the government you don’t see or the cops who should come. Just fucking enjoy a movie. 

Also I’m glad Iron Giant punched shit. Fuck you.