Madeleine

Madeleine

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She’s a spooky broad, I’ll tell you that much.

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  • Final Destination 5

    Final Destination 5

    ★★★½

    This one's good. I think my final Final Destination ranking is: 3, 1, 5, 2, 4

  • The Final Destination

    The Final Destination

    ★½

    A blemish on an otherwise great franchise. Doesn't follow the formula or understand what makes these movies good. NASCAR is a terrible setting for the initial event, and I have no idea who any of the characters are. None of it feels justified.

    The deaths in the other entries have a silliness and a cleverness to them, this is leaning into cruelty and nastiness. It's not fun anymore.

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  • Braid

    Braid

    ★★★★

    I can’t stop thinking about this. Braid is a psychedelic horror film about three young women and their bonds to each other, set in a baroque mansion in Yonkers. It’s written and directed by a woman, and it’s an unbeatable point in the argument that having more female and diverse voices in horror cinema would result in wild stories that use genre in innovative ways. PLEASE. I’m so BORED and I NEED MORE OF BRAID

    Bright beautiful colors, an extremely…

  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night

    ★★★★

    Cruel and pointless. Just how I want it. I want it so bad. Feels like it’s been a bit since the last bleak and bloody mainstream horror release that wants to fuck you up but has some artistry to it. So I’m very excited by this. I love the shot composition. The performances really sell the horror, because I like and believe these regular people. And then... it’s so, so mean. 

    Christina Hendricks, I love you! Thank you for being in…