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  • The Trouble with Being Born

    The Trouble with Being Born

    The Trouble with Being Bored

  • Temptation Stairway

    Temptation Stairway

    ★★★★★

    While it looks as if he has a new film on the horizon, Inland Empire serves as a perfect swansong to Lynch’s career. He is now the omniprescient cultural institution young upstarts need to rebel again[st?], and film culture will never improve until we realize this.

    I refuse to read any analysis or youtube comments about this thing but I think it resonates with the kids so much because it depicts a world capsized by and/or native to technology, but…

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  • Marriage Story

    Marriage Story

    ★★½

    Small brain: Directing a self-insert movie about chasing your deathly blonde feminine ideal around San Francisco.

    Big brain: Directing a self-insert movie about directing the self-insert movie about the women you love and your projections upon them.

    Expanding brain: Directing a series of self-insert movies about your own neurosis where you play the protagonist, always shipping yourself with attractive women.

    Galaxy brain: Directing a self-insert movie where your character is a genius playwright who must construct a to-scale Borgesian replica…

  • Nineteen Eighty-Four

    Nineteen Eighty-Four

    ★★★½

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