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  • Kuroneko



    A good ghost story should be like a good emo song; as horny as it is sad.

  • Gates of Heaven

    Gates of Heaven


    We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and…

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood


    No idea if this movie's end is dumb to make a point or just regular dumb. Pretty good picture all around though.

  • To Catch a Thief

    To Catch a Thief


    Perhaps the greatest physical transformation by an actor for a film is Cary Grant getting progressively more and more tan until he becomes more melanoma than man.