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  • Kuroneko

    Kuroneko

    ★★★★½

    A good ghost story should be like a good emo song; as horny as it is sad.

  • Gates of Heaven

    Gates of Heaven

    ★★★★½

    We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and…

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  • Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood

    ★★★★

    No idea if this movie's end is dumb to make a point or just regular dumb. Pretty good picture all around though.

  • To Catch a Thief

    To Catch a Thief

    ★★★½

    Perhaps the greatest physical transformation by an actor for a film is Cary Grant getting progressively more and more tan until he becomes more melanoma than man.