you can’t spend the rest of your life crying. 
it annoys people at the movies.”

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  • A Woman Is a Woman

    A Woman Is a Woman


    you don’t mind undressing for men?”
    no, I despise humanity.”
    so do I!

    things me and angela have in common: 

    • both virgos who over-analyze everything
    • can never decide if she wants to wear her hair up or down - she goes from having it full down, to an updo, and then back to having it full down, to having it half-up half-down all in the same scene and oh my god ME!! also, bangs!
    • winged eyeliner 
    • argues with…

  • Paper Moon

    Paper Moon


    we just have to keep on veering, that's all.”

    this movie is so many things to me. It’s my anxiety forcing me to miss days and days of school. It’s me waking up at 6am and begging my dad not to make me go because I just can’t deal with it all again today. this movie is my dad driving me all around our small town, and into the city, and up and down every highway. It’s my dad stopping…

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  • The Lair of the White Worm

    The Lair of the White Worm


    peter capaldi excavates a giant skull and screams “YEEHAW” in the first scene and that is the least weird thing that happens in this movie

  • Polar



    jonas åkerlund watched hannibal and his favorite episode was digestivo and he said y’know what i’m gonna make that into a two hour movie except i’m going to make it heterosexual and bad

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