Eli Hauser

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  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    damn bich i need that last outfit asap

  • Big Little Lies

    Big Little Lies


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    how to be happy
    1.kill the men
    2.move to the beach
    3.stop being mad at zoë kravits
    4.become lesbians
    5.name your kid after david bowie