hail, hail, virgin high, drop your pants, it’s fuck or die!

if you watch this and tell me you weren’t entertained in the slightest you’ve gotta be lying

well this was definitely a movie,,, tbh the animation reminded me of the shrek video game. the only part i was able to be fully attentive was angelina jolie’s AHAH

i’m pretty sure i did not take a single proper breath the entire last twenty minutes of this.

i’ve fallen in love with desktop horror the past few months and i’m honestly not even entirely sure why, this is also the first movie to actually scare me in a really long time and it managed to do that in only 56 minutes!