emily

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  • Cherry Falls

    Cherry Falls

    ★★★★½

    hail, hail, virgin high, drop your pants, it’s fuck or die!

    if you watch this and tell me you weren’t entertained in the slightest you’ve gotta be lying

  • Beowulf

    Beowulf

    ★★

    well this was definitely a movie,,, tbh the animation reminded me of the shrek video game. the only part i was able to be fully attentive was angelina jolie’s AHAH

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  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems

    ★★★★

    i’m pretty sure i did not take a single proper breath the entire last twenty minutes of this.

  • Host

    Host

    ★★★★½

    i’ve fallen in love with desktop horror the past few months and i’m honestly not even entirely sure why, this is also the first movie to actually scare me in a really long time and it managed to do that in only 56 minutes!