Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • Still Bill
  • Gremlins
  • Tongues Untied

Recent activity

  • The Lost Boys

  • Skate Witches


  • Jagged


  • Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage


Recent reviews

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    When Kevin Smith said, “in Hollywood, you just kinda fail upwards,” he was referring specifically to the director of this who has previously co-directed one thing and yet has both this remake and a Power Rangers reboot booked simultaneously, like ?????

    It’s also got the worst kid from the IT remakes so I’m begging no 🥰

  • Skate Witches

    Skate Witches


    They keep me going, they keep me strong, they are quite simply everything

Popular reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    Yeah, I’m reevaluating. 

    The night I saw LP, I walked out genuinely feeling very 4 stars, but I added a half star because honestly even if you mark a review as having spoilers, we all know the stars alone constitute a spoiler themselves and I wanted my PTA loving lb friends to stay excited til Christmas or whenever they see it. 

    But in the weeks since then, I have to be real: The high of the night wore off -…

  • Being the Ricardos

    Being the Ricardos


    I swear I’m gonna fight this motherfucker.

    Bitchass sorkin writes an hour and 45 minutes of the best shit he’s written - for screens big or small - in over a decade and then absolutely tanks it all, both politically AND artistically. 

    Politically - He willfully refuses to read the room of america circa 2021 by, all in the last half hour of the film:

    1) Using his characterization of Desi to double down on misguidedly extreme anti-communist sentiment (like, now,…