Favorite films

  • Eighth Grade
  • Baby Driver
  • 10 Things I Hate About You
  • Scream

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  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

  • The Abyss

    ★★★★

  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    ★★★★★

  • Cinderella

    ½

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  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    This movie is so incredibly unfunny. It’s just typical misogynistic bro humor. Crass for the sake of being crass instead of actually putting effort into the jokes. I couldn’t finish it and Paul Rudd is the only one who made me even sort of laugh. The star is his alone.

  • The Abyss

    The Abyss

    ★★★★

    I honestly frick so hard with this movie and I don’t fully know why. It doesn’t seem like something I would normally go for… it is so ambitious and surprisingly deep and SO enthralling and intense (resuscitation scene inject it into my veins pls). James Cameron is insane but sometimes I dig it, you know

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  • How to Steal a Million

    How to Steal a Million

    ★★★★★

    Which is a better heist movie??? This or oceans eleven? Trick question oceans eleven doesn’t have an Audrey Hepburn so it’s already way worse

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    ★★★★★

    I would like to make something ABUNDANTLY clear… this is genuinely the most embarrassingly bad movie I’ve ever seen. Zero stars. For real. 

    But Matthew Lillard showing up at the end and being his adorably weird self and dancing gleefully????? ALL FIVE STARS. Matthew Lillard is a treasure. I’m gonna go watch scream now.