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  • Burning



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Note: I did my best to keep this review as structured as possible, but there were so many more thoughts racing through my head than I expected when I began to type this a few hours ago. This review started as a 9/10, but the more I typed the more certain I was that Burning is a flat out masterpiece. This review is easily my longest and fresh off a first viewing, so proceed with caution and I hope you enjoy!…

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  • Only God Forgives

    Only God Forgives


    High key wish Hideo Kojima was a director and Nicolas Winding Refn made videogames, or music videos, hell even silent films. I can tolerate Kojima’s headassery until it hits the gameplay and I can tolerate an NWR joint until a character opens their mouth to speak. The imagery and action tries its hardest to wow me, but the story that fuels them ran on fumes the whole runtime. Miss me with this Oedipus complex nonsense. Should’ve played more Death Stranding tonight smh

  • Interstellar



    I don’t think I’ve ever told this story in writing before, but I’ve definitley told a million times anybody asks me what I think about Interstellar. I’ve lost count over the years since the incident happened.

    In 2014 I was in my first year of college at Utah Valley University on Orem. It was the fucking worst. Even though I loved the campus, was gonna room with my best friend, and they gave me enough money to be going for…

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  • The Souvenir

    The Souvenir


    The cinematic equivalent of eating nothing but saltine crackers for dinner with no water to drink. And it lasts 2 hours. And there’s this bit of dried cracker stuck to the roof of your mouth and you’re doing everything in your power to lick it off and swallow but your tongue is so dry it’s actually being used as a vehicle to somehow make the cracker even more dry and more stuck to the top of your mouth. And that also lasts two hours.

  • Monos



    2019 Sundance Film Fest Film #4: 

    And to think just I was starting to get burnt out from this whole “Sundance while I work part time and go to school full time” thing, Monos comes out of nowhere to be something bigger than a simple “must see at Sundance” title. Monos feels like a fucking miracle, an achievement in capturing a true to life nightmare scenario through the lens of a fairy tale world. Monos seems like it could take place…