Evan Troup

I spend more time trying to decide what movie to watch than actually watching movies

Favorite films

  • La La Land
  • The Apartment
  • Clue
  • Singin' in the Rain

Recent activity

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings


  • tick, tick...BOOM!


  • Dune


  • When a Stranger Calls


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Eighth Grade

    Eighth Grade


    Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, this really good movie. *plays synthesized chord*

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout


    Marvel: Infinty war is a culmination of characters and movies 10 years in making 

    Tom Cruise: *runs in* Hahaha fuck you this culminates 20 *runs out*

    *Henry Cavill guards the door twirling his mustache while Jeremy Renner is desperately trying to get in*

    Ok all jokes aside I loved this movie and it better get nominated for at least cinematography and editing at the Oscars (I mean... did you see that club scene?!?!)