Space Jam: A New Legacy

Space Jam: A New Legacy

If I had written this movie, the pitch at the Warner Bros meeting would have been to make Space Jam 2 with LeBron as the lead. He would have rejected it cause it was corny and he wants to focus on basketball or whatever. Don Cheadle then takes LeBron and forces him to play a game of basketball with the Looney Tunes characters and against other Warner Bros properties*. If LeBron loses, he is contractually obligated to make Space Jam 2; if he wins, he can go home. But toward the end of the film LeBron realizes that the server actually wants him to win, thus recreating the scenario from the original film, and even if he wins, he'll be stuck in the server forever, forced to endlessly recreate Space Jam for all eternity. He gets out of it, but Bugs dies for real, and the movie ends with Daffy at Bugs' grave like in a John Ford film.

*If they really need Dame or whoever in the movie, there could be a subplot where they lure other players to Warner Bros to pitch them Space Jam 2 and then suck them into the server to play against LeBron. But if Dame's gonna be in my version of this movie, he's actually gonna shoot a logo 3 in the Dame Time sequence. That's already video game shit, and he can already do it irl.