Ethan has written 8 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • The Graduate

    The Graduate


    Mr Magorium’s Milf Emporium

  • The Master

    The Master


    No one:
    Rami Malek: 👁👄👁

  • The Undoing

    The Undoing


    Nicole Kidman’s eyes always look like she’s six hits off the weed pen. Her acting is fantastic.

  • Sleepover



    1/3 of a rosé bottle deep and this movie feels like an Oscar snub
    Edit: 1/2 of a rosé bottle deep this movie was an Oscar snub

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven


    When I was a waiter the managers at my restaurant  got unrealistically excited that we started selling George Clooney’s custom branded tequila. We were specifically instructed to say “May I recommend the Casamigos this evening? It’s George Clooney’s favorite”. The customers always ordered it.

  • Spotlight



    Spotlight, yuh! Moonlight, yuh! 🤣 This movie is kinda soulless but well written

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    Something about a period romance gives me the same high I imagine this girl in my AP euro class got every time she answered a question correctly

  • Paterson



    Adam Driver plays a bus driver named Paterson in a city called Paterson in a movie named Paterson. This movie made me feel so quietly relaxed and gently creative. A love poem to matches and the mundane.  

    ~ A poem, inspired by Adam Driver’s so so ones