Ethan has written 4 reviews for films rated ★★★★½ .

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly


    Tonight I ate spaghetti while watching the greatest spaghetti western of all time and smiled to myself. The score, choreography, art direction, costuming, and cinematography are all divine. Clint Eastwood makes the 🥴 face the entire time, smokes a cigar, and looks too handsome for his own good. I loved this movie and am choosing to be a cowboy when I grow up.

  • Minari



    FarmVille but made me cry

  • Catch Me If You Can

    Catch Me If You Can


    Once when I was 12 I saved my mom’s credit card # to our computer so I could renew my club penguin membership whenever I wanted. This movie is exactly how I felt.

  • Punch-Drunk Love

    Punch-Drunk Love


    “The pudding’s gonna take six to eight weeks to process so that’s not gonna work today” 

    Punch Drunk Gems or, Uncut Love made me audibly
    articulate “what the fuck” at least 6 times. It’s ridiculously insane how much these movies have in common. There’s something about Adam Sandler getting life-threatening phone calls, being thrown into the back of cars, and running around scamming people for money that so well.