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  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★★★★★

    “Home, is it just a word? Or is it something you carry within you?”

    I don’t think a movie has ever made me feel this way. The entire thing felt like such a warm hug, it was so welcoming and comfortable. Yet, I found tears streaming down my face during times that weren’t even particularly sad. One of the most beautiful, intimate, moving films I’ve ever seen and I felt disappointed when the credits started to roll because I didn’t…

  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring

    ★★★★★

    there’s been a mistake...the bling ring, you guys won best picture. this is not a joke, the bling ring has won best picture...the bling ring, best picture!

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  • Margaret

    Margaret

    ★★★★½

    extended cut
    (minor spoilers, beware)

    near the beginning of the film, lisa sits in a nearly empty movie theatre attempting to retreat from her emotions. hoping that the film on screen would distract her from the mess of the outside world. instead, the dark room brings all her emotions to life, revealing themselves to lisa who quickly escapes the isolation of the room before they manage to take over.

    at the end of the film, lisa steps back into a,…

  • Shadow in the Cloud

    Shadow in the Cloud

    i think this is the most fun i’ve had in my life

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  • Boys State

    Boys State

    ★★★★

    ben:
    me: stfu

  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

    ★★★★½

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    YO HO
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    A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
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