i have the taste of a film bro and a teenage lesbian who've been forced to share a body
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
bad parts of this movie: killing off the only female agent 20 mins in, replacing her with more men, casting all the villains as women and minorities (yes the first one did this as well. interesting that women, people of colour, and disabled people are all evil and need to be killed by cishet white men), the 3d vagina, putting pedro pascal in a meat grinder
good parts of this movie: elton john telling people to fuck off, channing tatum's dick, cowboy pedro pascal (so sad he turned out to be a scumbag), the multiple uses of take me home country roads