• The Lord of the Rings

    The Lord of the Rings

    ★★★★½

    What a trip! Wish there were sequels. I don't like the Peter Jackson ones but they got me started on all this LOTR stuff so I guess that's fine

  • The Good Girl

    The Good Girl

    ★★½

    rrrrrreal glad I'm not stuck in a bummer marriage anymore

  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    ★★★

    none of the charm of Suspiria but still kinda hot I guess. Reminded me I would love to make a cat cafe. Also would be fun to hang that painting in it.

  • The Vikings

    The Vikings

    ★★★½

    ... ODIN!!!!!
    this was fun

  • Millennium

    Millennium

    ★★★½

    Well that was nonstop entertainment! Overlooked sci fi gem. Great styling. Some campy dialogue but really fun. Starring, for some reason, Kris Kristofferson haha
    Why is everyone rating this so low? What do you expect from a sci fi time travel movie starring Kris Kristofferson and Cheryl Ladd (whom I had never heard of)???
    Also I've never seen THE FOUNTAIN and tend to avoid time travel and romance films but I'm pretty sure this is better than that.

  • The Man Who Saw Frankenstein Cry

    The Man Who Saw Frankenstein Cry

    ★★★★

    pretty typical documentary/biography format. watched it to learn more about Paul Naschy, and i did! Definitely going to watch more of his films. Dude rules. I appreciate how it was both in spanish and english the entire film through swapping subtitles

  • The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent

    The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent

    I got into the bad habit of logging movies when I'm still watching them. lol

  • Assignment Terror

    Assignment Terror

    ★★★

    somnambulist Frankenstein somnambulates

  • Frankenstein's Bloody Terror

    Frankenstein's Bloody Terror

    ★★★★

    *fans self* whew!!! this movie has NOTHING TO DO WITH FRANKENSTEIN but it was full of neck biting and grunting and leaping around and Technicolor red and Nancy Sinatra* and Nick Cave* were there and some dog-men wrestled on stone steps so I mean, you know,
    I'm feeling a little bothered. Be a lie to say I wasn't.

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    ★★★

    this movie was real corny and like something I would have enjoyed very much if it was a story instead of a movie with Nicholas Cage (barrrfff) and Cher pretending to be italians. I'm still at this time bitter because noone loves me except an awful person who doesn't really love me. So.

  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me

    ★★★★½

    deserves the hype. damn.

  • Fist of Fury

    Fist of Fury

    ★★★½

    this was pretty good I guess. Bruce Lee is gorgeous. I guess I'm so used to Shaw films this seems really slow. the dubbing is the worst I have ever seen which I love