gretta has written 6 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Vampire in Venice

    Vampire in Venice

    ★½

    Should have been a music video.
    Do you want a vampire movie where the vampire just throws people out of windows onto spikes? Do you want a vampire movie with new and completely arbitrary rules about where vampires come from and how to kill them?

    I watch a lot of bad movies but seriously this one was bad. Not VEROTIKA bad, but pretty damn bad.

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    Hard Ticket to Hawaii

    ★½

    we got halfway through and gave up. not bad enough to be fun, just a lot of 80s bodies on display which is something I never actually care to see. I love garbage movies, but there's not enough beer in the world to make this watchable for me. Even with the snake. Oh well!

  • The Loveless

    The Loveless

    ★½

    Have you ever wished Scorpio Rising was more like Crybaby?

    I am biased 'cause I hate greasers, but I thought this was boring AF

  • Meatball Machine

    Meatball Machine

    ★½

    i'm confused about which movie i actually watched but we gave up with 23 minutes left and watched Oily Maniac instead which was a barrel of laughs

  • Sorceress

    Sorceress

    ★½

    the ending was really cool but everything else was totally unbearable. imdb reveals some fun drama involving the lads' real-life tax evasion scandal. Pando's actor did a voice on Robotech, too!

    the end was really cool but otherwise this was very, very bad.

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

    ★½

    This was a boring movie but I liked all the Christmas lights and vintage lamps in the underground lair. If you want to see hot legs and hear a woman scream over bad synth music for 1.5 hours there are definitely better things to watch for that.