gretta has written 33 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Sweet Sugar

    Sweet Sugar


    much more quality than expected. a picaresque with an impressive leading lady.

  • The Bird with the Crystal Plumage

    The Bird with the Crystal Plumage


    none of the charm of Suspiria but still kinda hot I guess. Reminded me I would love to make a cat cafe. Also would be fun to hang that painting in it.

  • Assignment Terror

    Assignment Terror


    somnambulist Frankenstein somnambulates

  • Moonstruck



    this movie was real corny and like something I would have enjoyed very much if it was a story instead of a movie with Nicholas Cage (barrrfff) and Cher pretending to be italians. I'm still at this time bitter because noone loves me except an awful person who doesn't really love me. So.

  • Tales from the Crypt

    Tales from the Crypt


    This is a movie about how bad people who care too much about money die. I liked the last part the best. I learned about the hot lady from the first part--she was a big deal through the 80s. She didn't age for like 30 years and she was a sex symbol and her sister wrote lots of meh books.

  • The Big Gundown

    The Big Gundown


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it was fine. standard entertainment to chat over and occasionally rest my eyes during. the guy who played the wanted man was a terrible actor and his performance fell apart completely in the final scenes and I laughed a lot about that.

    I know my opinion is wrong but I don't feel strongly about Morricone's music.

    there's this cranky hot lady in the mountains who wrangles hobos and ruffians to be rodeo clowns like she's running some kind of rodeo clown sex farm and I thought that was pretty interesting but also hackneyed. maybe cheesy is the word. it was cheesy. spaghetti con queso.

  • Rollerball



    the hats!

    after I watched this film I read the story and I liked the story better. I guess. as much as I liked any of it.

    I was lucky to have a genius film analyst doing a running commentary as the movie played so we had a lot of deep thoughts and that was good.

  • Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

    Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters


    Aesthetic. gay. didn't know what to expect. Philip Glass. A few good shots. An ok film to talk over. I'm a bad date I hate myself lol sigh

  • The Quatermass Xperiment

    The Quatermass Xperiment


    RIP dicktopus

  • Gay USA

    Gay USA


    So it's basically just on the ground footage from gay parades which is cool and there's an interviewer asking people some things. One notably concerning attendee is dressed like Santa Claus and says we need to do more for the sexual liberation of children. Fuckin' yikes! what the hell!? But what really wore me down with this movie was the soundtrack of homespun folk songs about men kissing men etc. Agonizing.

    All that said, though, you should watch this, because documentary footage of folks in the past is important.

    I think I saw it on Mubi which I've determined is like if criterion channel was skeezy

  • The Last Dinosaur

    The Last Dinosaur


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I liked when t rex ate a fish. I also liked the song and the script. This was actually pretty fun while also being very bad. Why does every B Movie need a love triangle!? Ugh!!!

  • Battle Beyond the Stars

    Battle Beyond the Stars


    replace your mom with your girlfriend