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  • Street Fighter

    Street Fighter


    Hmm... Big fan of dumb muscleman films (not super hot on JCVD but I dabble), however - apart from a couple of fight sequences near the end - this is not really watchable at all, hey, and unfortunately not always in a fun way? Particularly love how all the sets are unstable, virtually falling apart (weak poles, ropes that aren't taut) - like the production is collapsing in on itself.

  • I Used to Go Here

    I Used to Go Here


    Dorky (thankfully, not twee though), heavy-handed (at least visually) and cringe-adjacent but found this very charming and had a pretty fun time with it overall.

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  • The Red Turtle

    The Red Turtle


    Pretty similar to my experience fucking a turtle tbh

  • Thought Crimes

    Thought Crimes


    The best part of this documentary is that the Cannibal Cop is constantly preparing food.