Nobody told the visual effects team that it would be a waste of money to have a less than 10 second shot of Kong scooping a pile of fish and eating them raw and his teeth being bloody after. Like seriously WHO THE FUCK PASSED THAT? YOU COULD’VE SAVED MONEY, unlike all unfortunate people who chose to watch this piece of crap. You want a big fight? Watch The Rock vs. John Cena from 2012, I’m not kidding.
VERY MINOR SPOILERS:
There’s a scene where the invisible man hits a character and blames Elisabeth Moss for doing it, and she didn’t say “I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi James.” Had she said this, then I would’ve gone with 5 stars.
I’m maybe the biggest supporter of these two writers, so I was seeing this regardless of not knowing the original, but damn I’m left so emotionless about this movie. Never have I seen something so horribly tonally inconsistent, and on top of that, the movie felt incomplete, yet still bored me. That being said, Louis-Dreyfus was great, and there’s one scene in here that was utterly spectacular. But that potential isn’t used anywhere else sadly. Some nice shots and ideas but overall not something I’m going to remember, and that’s really disappointing.