i love desert landscapes and pouring waves of flesh and blood
and just, like, feelin' good buddy

Favorite films

  • Re-Animator
  • Ms .45
  • Brawl in Cell Block 99
  • Berserk

Recent activity

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch


  • Circle


  • 12 Angry Men


  • Once Upon a Time in the West


Recent reviews

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch


    unbelievably disappointed (not because of no mikey). i had high hopes for this, ive seen many people call this their favorite halloween, but good lord, i found it agonizingly boring and just dumb
    i feel like the idea for this was formed and written in a single week. there's something too self serious about it, it *peter griffin voice* insists upon itself, and the main character feels like a self insert for some aged asshole who sees himself as some…

  • Circle



    had a 12 angry men/circle people yelling at each other locked in a room double feature
    "quick, everybody get the black guy!" made me laugh way more than it shouldve though

Popular reviews

  • Bo Burnham: Inside

    Bo Burnham: Inside


    i watched the first 3 minutes and was so annoyed by all the singing that i skipped ahead to see if it ever ended. it did not like SHUT UP i dont care AAAAAAAAAAAA i hate whoever decided musicals were in again

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street


    wanted to watch "wolves unleashed" and see cool wolf battles. unavailable. watch "the wolf of wall street" hoping to see some canine carnage but NO - only profanity, boobies, drugs and not a SINGLE wolf brawl. NOT ABOUT WOLVES - DO NOT WATCH!!!!!!