Favorite films

  • Nothing Lasts Forever
  • Sunshine
  • Short Term 12
  • An American Werewolf in London

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Recent reviews

  • April Fool's Day

    April Fool's Day


    having read the full synopsis on wikipedia years ago, and knowing some of the characters' names, especially muffy, i expected this to be very silly in tone and was pleasantly surprised that it's played straight and even bordering on psychological horror at times. (there's still a camp factor since it's years ahead of scream in satirizing certain slasher tropes.) i'm a sucker for anything that resembles agatha christie's and then there were none, and this had the added bonus of…

  • Jonas Brothers Family Roast

    Jonas Brothers Family Roast

    nice joke about how liking açai means nick has a vagina kevin what are you still stuck in 2008 or something

    anyway joe was the funniest out of the three (but wbk since 2006) and it was super awkward watching sophie turner fake smile through all this. as someone who was there even before they even began talking about their purity rings i really never expected to hear so many dick jokes coming from and directed at them lmao

Popular reviews

  • Smaller and Smaller Circles

    Smaller and Smaller Circles


    F.H. Batacan began writing as an outlet, at a time in which she had been "very disillusioned, very frustrated, very angry." On a night when she couldn't sleep, she started writing a very vivid, very chilling scene: At a garbage disposal site, a priest is led by a group of children to a small, unmoving hand sticking out of a trash pile. Beneath it, he finds a young boy's corpse, mutilated beyond recognition.

    It's a prologue that immediately sets the…

  • Night Teeth

    Night Teeth

    "you smell like blood"

    "i am blood"