I am a dumb bitch with terrible taste
- I will never change
- I will never improve
- This is a promise
You know, I'm really sad that all my time as a 10-14 year old was spent hating this movie. It was so cool to hate this, right? To say, Edward is a pedophile! Bella Swan is shapeless and stupid! Stephanie Meyer brought cancer into this world! Anything to fit into the crowd.
But like. Watching it now, I feel like I really missed out. I would've loved Edward, and Carlisle, and Kristen Stewart is so incredibly pretty. The mix of…