movie producer #1: ok so the main character is a workaholic and people are always commenting on how tired he looks. get me the most exhausted actor in hollywood
movie producer #2: how about dane dehaan
movie producer #1: perfect! he’s still got those fucken eyebags
movie producer #2: wait but he’s supposed to be a grown adult, dehaan looks 20, maybe 21 years old
movie producer #1: don’t worry about it! we’ll put him in a suit! no one will notice!
movie producer #2: perfect! people love dane dehaan so we should make this movie a good 120 minutes
movie producer #1: or even longer! surely people will wanna sit through 2 1/2 hours of eels and squeaky crutches
movie producer #2: and with our sick cinematography there’s no way this will flop!
(they high five)