Gabriel, can't you see we're menacing someone?
Lady Slaw is engaged in a project: she's digging through the Slaw House archives, unearthing posters and other artifacts, framing them, and getting them up on the walls. She recently found two lobby cards for Chrome And Hot Leather that I'd totally forgotten I'd purchased for cheap at a flea market many years ago. I'd never seen the flick, which breaks my rule of "don't hang art for a movie you've never watched." So I located it and gave it a look-see.
The lobby cards state that the movie is rated "GP All Ages Permitted/Parental Guidance Suggested," so the flick's not nearly as lurid or sleazy as the title and artwork imply. Nonetheless,…