"Holy smokes! There's a monkey on the field!"
First of all, yes, I watched the whole thing. And second, this is the greatest spy/sports/monkey film of all time, and no, this is not up for debate. I recommend watching the trailer to get a taste and see for yourself.
While this may be a family comedy, it also happens to be a motherfucking family ACTION comedy. That means death defying stunts and evil criminals being disemboweled. I'm pretty sure the monkey killed over 80 people in here. Also the 8 year old kid is on a high school football team?!
And yeah, you bet the monkey wins that fucking football game ALL ON HIS OWN. He ran for a touchdown,…