Tom Hanks-A-Thon: Film #1
“I’m too tired to scream from the pain you just caused me”
…and so begins Tom Hanks' cinematic adventure.
Sadly, it all began with this weak Halloween rip-off, but I guess everyone’s gotta start somewhere.
If your looking for a “horror” film, you might as well trick-or-treat elsewhere, because this whole thing’s a pretty weak affair with a story that makes no sense, kills that barely happen, and practically zero gore.
Overall, Tom’s couple of scenes are the best thing about it, and once he shows up you kinda wish the lame killings would stop so we can just follow him around and listen to him spouting his psycho babble gibberish.
Fear fascinates me. People pay to be scared and when you think about it, it’s really ridiculous.
I was an 80’s Slasher
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